problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I FOUND THE LEGS
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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