Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Holy shit dude........stairs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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