More tranny stories later!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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