I just made out with a guy for $7.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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