i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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