Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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