problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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