road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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