I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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