I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Enjoy the penises
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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