Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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