and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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