That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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