Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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