I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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