I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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