Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have fence marks all over my body
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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