I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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