I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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