Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.