Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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