there was a trapeze. enough said
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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