idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This is classic penis vs brain.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Randomize
