I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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