Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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