break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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