Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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