hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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