It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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