so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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