i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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