Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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