how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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