he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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