Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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