dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
P.S. I can't hear my feet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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