I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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