found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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