I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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