yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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