thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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