dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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