when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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