Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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