Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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