I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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