the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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