I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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