Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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