I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
