Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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