apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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