Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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