You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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