just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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