I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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