'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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